torn between not okay and maybe kind of cute ([info]kalpurna) wrote,
@ 2008-01-25 17:23:00
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Entry tags:bandom, p$, plkw3

Someday this journal will have substance and valuable content
but that day is not today.

question
how did patrick get the scar on his right eyebrow?
asked by overcast christian on January 25, 2008

answer
his halo fell down and bumped him in the head.
answered by peter on January 25, 2008

How is this not a line from a fic? How?

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[info]shoemaster
2008-01-25 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Pete: the ultimate Patrick wife

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 07:59 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]frogy
2008-01-25 10:31 pm UTC (link)
P.Stump is always valuable content. (Just ask P.Wentz!)

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 07:59 pm UTC (link)
You make an EXCELLENT point.

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[info]redbrickrose
2008-01-25 10:32 pm UTC (link)
I frequently wonder how it is that Pete Wentz is not a figment of our collective imagination. But no. He ACTUALLY EXISTS. It's amazing.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:00 pm UTC (link)
YESSSS. I am always surprised by this as well!!

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[info]shrift
2008-01-25 10:32 pm UTC (link)
He also tried to trade Patrick for luggage today. I don't know if he was more bummed that he didn't get the luggage or that they didn't think Patrick was worth it.

OH, PETE. ♥♥♥

Edited because hearst not hearts? not QUITE Stockholm Syndrome but CLOSE.

Edited at 2008-01-25 10:33 pm UTC

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god, I loooooove him. I have such stupid hearts in my eyes for that guy! ♥____♥

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[info]myaurasmiles
2008-01-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Pete is the reason badfic isn't always OOC.

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[info]neery
2008-01-26 09:33 am UTC (link)
Ahahaha, that is so true. I can believe that Pete would do a lot of things traditionally only found in badfic, to be honest.

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[info]myaurasmiles
2008-01-26 04:32 pm UTC (link)
His MTV Cribs episode was on last night and I felt like I was watching a badfic in action. It was brilliant.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:01 pm UTC (link)
TRUE FUCKING FACTS

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[info]valerie_z
2008-01-25 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Pete writes the badfic for us. He is just considerate that way.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, what a sweetie! Genderswap next, Pete, please. ♥

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[info]foxxcub
2008-01-25 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I...I can't even. *incoherent cooing noises*

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:03 pm UTC (link)
This is what he reduces me to on a GOOD day. *hands*

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[info]wordsalone
2008-01-25 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Pete loves his Patrick so hard. Aww.

If it's not in a fic, I demand that someone use it. Though there must be angel!Patrick fic out there.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm sure there is! And I'm sure it's all written by Pete's sockpuppets.

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[info]longtime_lurker
2008-01-25 11:23 pm UTC (link)
OTP OTP OTP

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:04 pm UTC (link)
OTP

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[info]riadsala
2008-01-25 11:28 pm UTC (link)
This is Pete's way of telling us what to write. MOAR WINGFIC!

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:05 pm UTC (link)
...Oh god, is this another manifestation of PWentz's furry fetish? I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY D:

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[info]go_gentle
2008-01-25 11:37 pm UTC (link)
This is just further evidence that Pete is the biggest Pete/Patrick shipper in all of bandom.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Pete Wentz: shipping Pete/Patrick since before you were.

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[info]greyandgrey
2008-01-25 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh Pete Wentz!

I kind of want to know what Patrick's reaction to these responses is. Does he just roll his eyes? Does he bother to check up on what Pete writes on the damned thing at all? Does he get get kind of embarrassed yet pleased and then he and Pete have lots of kinky yet sweet sex?

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
I would read ONE MILLION fics about this.

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[info]lovinspike247
2008-01-26 12:17 am UTC (link)
♥♥♥

Pete Wentz: the ultimate bandom BNF.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I once saw it proposed that the only BNF bandom really has is Clandestine, and I haven't stopped laughing since, because it's truuuuue.

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[info]marksykins
2008-01-26 12:29 am UTC (link)
But it is. It's a line from Pete's ongoing Pete/Patrick epic, part 7673/????

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:08 pm UTC (link)
ahahahah EXCELLENT POINT

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[info]longtime_lurker
2008-01-27 04:20 am UTC (link)
♥ you speak truth.

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[info]moondarri
2008-01-26 01:16 am UTC (link)
to be fair, i distinctly remember a very good fic where pete uses the line, 'did it hurt? when you fell down from heaven.'

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Well, obviously it was totally in-character! :D

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[info]jamjar
2008-01-26 09:15 am UTC (link)
No-one fanboys Patrick like Pete does. He's still the ultimate Pete/Patrick shipper.

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[info]kalpurna
2008-01-26 08:10 pm UTC (link)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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