torn between not okay and maybe kind of cute ([info]kalpurna) wrote,
@ 2009-06-26 13:07:00
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I have a crush
Flist, I've... I've met someone. I think what we have is really special, and I'd like to tell you about our love. Let me introduce you to my new boyfriend, ♥Reza Aslan♥!

He's an Iranian-American religious scholar, and he is SO SMART and SO REASONABLE and SO INSANELY HOT. Seriously. To get a taste of what he's like, check out his appearance this week on the Daily Show. This is the first time I saw him, AKA the moment I fell in love. And his other TDS appearances are equally awesome. I feel like a teenager doodling on my notebook. He is so dreamy, you guys, omfg.



And he's even better in long formats than in short interviews. Seriously. He just makes such subtle, interesting points, and he's so well-informed, and it is just totally fucking sexy. ♥____♥

Here's another couple of long links: an interview and a debate. I love the bit from 40:16- 46:00 of that second link so very much. I feel like he offers such an realistic perspective on the Middle East - it's not the US or Europe, it's never going to be the US or Europe, but it's also not some monolithic block of identical politics, and there are prejudices Americans have about the way it should look that make them ignore the way it does look.

I think the only thing I might like better than when he talks about Islamic fundamentalism is when he talks about religion in general. The stuff he says about religion comes closer to what I feel to be true about it than anything I've ever heard anyone say. Here he is debating Sam Harris (who is a sort of evangelical atheist) about Islam, and he's just so much, again, subtler than his opponent. His points about religion as a language to talk about truth, and the complexity of what people refer to as beliefs, are just brilliant.

Basically what I'm saying is that I would blow him.



Yours sincerely, ~*~Mrs. Kalpurna Aslan~*~

P.S. - I stole these links from [info]quettaser before she could post them because she was too slow! You snooze, you lose, sucker.


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[info]fayemeadows
2009-06-26 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Basically what I'm saying is that I would blow him.

*snicker*

He's a cutie. CONGRATS ON YOUR EPIC LOVE.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS, FAYE. :(

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[info]fayemeadows
2009-06-26 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I KNOW YOU DO BABY. I SUPPORT ALL OF THEM.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
♥♥♥

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I stole these links from someone, but I don't actually know who. So if you'd like credit, just let me know!

WHO ELSE LINKS TO FUCKING FORA.TV HANNAH?

You basically just made the post that I was telling Caroline I was thinking of making.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 06:57 pm UTC (link)
!!!!!! WAS IT YOU WHO LINKED TO THAT SUPREME COURT LECTURE THAT ONE TIME? BECAUSE THAT ONE WAS AWESOME TOO!

Sorry I stole your post :( :(

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Y! &TOOBIN;

No lie, I watch Fora.tv and the @googletalks youtube channel during my lunch hour at work FOR FUN. OM NOM NOM LECTURES. Sometimes TED conference talks too, but they're shorter.

I've basically spent the last two weeks reading and watching a bunch of Reza's work and how is he so awesome??? Also I agree on the blowing thing.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:05 pm UTC (link)
ILU AND ILH. You should always link links to nerdy lectures you like, because I pretty much invariably love them. &smart people;

The more I see of Reza the more I adore him. I googled to find out if he had a girlfriend but here's the terrible thing about our society: we don't ask invasive questions and make gossip websites about religious scholars' personal lives. :(

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Umm that list would be super long and expose the absolute depths of my nerditude.

I think there's a fannish myspace and livejournal for him, or so my random shameful googling would have me believe.

DO YOU FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER YET HANNAH?

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:14 pm UTC (link)
HE HAS A TWITTER?

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:17 pm UTC (link)
YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST PICTURE POSTED TO MEME? THAT'S HIS TWITTER ICON. ALSO THAT WAS ME. HOBVIOUSLY.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:18 pm UTC (link)
NGH

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[info]riadsala
2009-06-26 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Goddammit, society. >:(

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I seriously cannot believe that NO ONE has been like "So tell us about your personal life, sweetcheeks. :)"

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[info]riadsala
2009-06-26 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Right? "Your intelligent and nuanced opinions on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict are fascinating, tell me, are you boning someone on a regular basis?"

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Look, if I were a journalist, I am just saying that this information would be made available to the clearly eager public. If you type "Reza Aslan" into Google you get "Reza Aslan married" and "Reza Aslan wife" as suggested searches. FACT. And if you add a "g" you get "Reza Aslan girlfriend." The public wants to know, news media!

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[info]mmeguilotn
2009-06-26 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Hand to god, I read all the way through this post before I realized it wasn't you. (Also you and Hannah have the same color on my flist, which doesn't help.)

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Not gonna lie, I have a notepad window open with all those links for the entry I was going to write. And also those two pictures on my harddrive.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:13 pm UTC (link)
lol now I actually do feel guilty. D:

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I was waffling because I've been doing nothing but being srs bzns about Iran and I felt that would be a ridiculous tone change, but now I can just link people here!

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Luckily, I am rarely anything but ridiculous, so my LJ is an excellent place for such silliness. \o/

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:24 pm UTC (link)
ALSO ALSO. He was on Rachel Maddow the same night he was on TDS and he was on it sometime last week too. Also he was part of Fareed Zakaria's Iran Election Panel back on the first Sunday after the election. And I think there are a few more fora videos of him at Middle East panels. JUST SAYING.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I totally watched that, and she is of course invited to our orgy. I'm SLOWLY working my way through the Fora.TV links, because, well, I want it to last. And then I'm going to track down his book. And then we are getting married.

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[info]impertinence
2009-06-26 07:00 pm UTC (link)
your kink is odd.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
...I don't know if we can be friends anymore.

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[info]impertinence
2009-06-26 11:15 pm UTC (link)
if he was a girl i'd hit it! :D?

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[info]riadsala
2009-06-26 07:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't think Rachel and I have had a conversation in the past week or two that didn't involve Reza Aslan and his a) intelligence and b) total foxiness.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:07 pm UTC (link)
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT IT WAS YOU GUYS. Imagine the pillow talk with that man, Nickels. *__*

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[info]riadsala
2009-06-26 07:11 pm UTC (link)
AS IF IT WOULD BE ANYONE ELSE.

*___________________*

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[info]quettaser
2009-06-26 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Hey, there was that time we talked about asymptotes and math as a rhetorical device? :D?

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[info]riadsala
2009-06-26 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that is true. Our conversations: nerdier than most.

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[info]shoemaster
2009-06-26 07:40 pm UTC (link)
&ASYMPTOTES;

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[info]giddygeek
2009-06-26 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmmm, gorgeous smart people. When I come to the wedding with my fake-internet-husband Nate Silver, is it still okay if I drool on your groom?

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[info]kalpurna
2009-06-26 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Only if I get to do the same to yours! >:D

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[info]giddygeek
2009-06-26 07:43 pm UTC (link)
SOLD. \o/

except reality. >:(

...*discards it*

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[info]janet_carter
2009-06-26 09:21 pm UTC (link)
The fan-run myspace says he's single! I mean, it also says "Who I'd like to meet: Ideally we'd all like to meet Reza Aslan", but it's linked from his website, so we can pretend it's an authoritative source. :D?

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[info]olivia_circe
2009-06-27 12:01 am UTC (link)
&REZA ASLAN;

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[info]bourgeoisify
2009-06-27 01:55 am UTC (link)
um, YES.

thank you for introducing us! I approve.

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[info]annaalamode
2009-06-27 02:30 am UTC (link)
OMG I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A CRUSH.

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[info]kalpurna
2009-07-04 04:08 am UTC (link)
YOU ARE SO VERY NOT ALONE. ♥_______♥

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[info]entropical87
2009-06-27 11:28 am UTC (link)
I was a little hesitant about offering to do dirty dirty things to him on the basis of the the Daily Show clips. Then I watched the debate with Sam Harris.

Polygamous marriage? :D? :D?

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[info]bkm5191
2009-06-27 12:07 pm UTC (link)
smart is so insanely sexy.

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[info]magdalyna
2009-06-28 10:09 am UTC (link)
I'm just gonna lurk here in the corner, looking at the pretty pictures.

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